Hello 3F here's a joke to share =)

Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering Department,University of Oklahoma, is known for posing questions on final exams like: "Why do airplanes fly?"

In May a few years ago, the "Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer " exam paper contained the question:

"Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or similar. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we must postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls also must have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it does not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some religions say that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With the birth and death rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume of Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.

[Answer 1] So, if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature in Hell willincrease until all Hell breaks loose.

[Answer 2] Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate (given to me by Teresa Banyan during freshman year) that "it'll be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and taking into account that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then [Answer 2] cannot be correct;
...... thus, Hell is exothermic.

Hi, ppl, just here to share some jokes with u guys.!

1)飞机上，一只鹦鹉对空姐说：“给爷来杯水”，猪也学鹦鹉，对空姐说：“给爷来杯水”，空姐大怒，将鹦鹉和猪都扔下了飞机。这时鹦鹉对猪说：“傻 B 了吧，爷会飞呢。

2)吸血蝙蝠满身鲜血的回来，众蝙蝠甚是羡慕，问他从哪找来这么多鲜血，它把众蝙蝠带到一大树旁，问：看到大树没？众答：看到了。它：他妈的，我就没看到.

3) 暗恋者的情书

一天，在朋友的鼓励下，我终于写了一份封充满爱意的情书。
可是，几次见到她，
那 双紧握情书的手总是无法从口袋里拿出来。
就这样，浪费了好几次机会，情书已经变得皱皱巴巴。
终于有一天，不知是哪儿来的勇气，
我 一见到她便把那封皱巴巴的情书塞进她手里，
然后慌忙逃窜。
第二天，她打来电话，说要和我见面，
心情既是兴奋又是紧张。
昏 暗的路灯下，我们见面了。
她看着忐忑不安的我，问道 ：





“昨天你塞给我一百块钱干吗？”

4)某高校一女生浑身满是脚印，正揉着泪眼向宿舍跑去，遇上了同班一男生，该女生向男生抱怨到：“男生好坏啊，居然打我。”只见该男生也往女生身上踹去，并说 到：“打是情，骂是爱，爱到极限用脚踹。”女生当场晕倒 。

5)一个男人在坟地里割草，忽然听到有声音，他以为是遇到鬼了，过去一看，是一个人在敲墓碑。
这人说：“吓死我了，我以为是鬼呢。你在干什 么？”
那人说：“我在改名字呢。他们把我的名字写错了！”

6)有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上，于是赶紧对那男人说：同志，你烟掉了！男人大怒：你才阉掉了！

1 easy question to ponder on:
一天，3人去住店，房费30元，每人分别付10元。
老板拿钱后对伙计说优惠他们5元。但是伙计只退了他们每人1元，自己拿走了2元，(相当于每人 出了9元)。
那么每人出了9元，3*9=27元，在加上伙计拿走的2元(27+2=29元)
那一元哪去了？？？

-By Mr Magic

Despite it being a long "holiday" this week,

we're all buried under lots of projects (IDMI, Geog, La!?!?), homework and not to mention stress!

D:

But not to worry!

Here's a picture brighten up your day!

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Happy mugging everyone (:

HELLOOOO 3F!

jiayi here, :D

homework!

1. chinese zuo wen
2. physics journal
3. geog essay
4. read "off the beaten track"
5. chem ws
6. LA scriptwriting: read pg 36-46 and summary writing skills: 55-69 of the youths in singapore set

i think that's all!

chiong ah haha :D

Heys 3FLUUU. (:

Mrs Bok wants to remind ya'll to check your DHS mail for the geog worksheet. Please complete it by the next lesson cos it's...

SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

important (;

-SiQi-

CONGRAGULATIONS TO FAVIAN SOON AND YINGZHE FOR GETTING TO THE FINALS FOR DOTA COMPETITION! YOU MADE US PROUD! -APPLAUSE-
So yeah, those who are free on monday morning, do go and support them. :D:D
Jiayou for those who are chionging holiday homework. Anyway, may I ask, can zuowen exceed 2 pages=/

Sherlyn

HELLLLOOO 3FLU! Here's the holiday homework you guys wanted on the blog. :)